Austerity Ramen
When the Budget Gets Sequestered
A budget-friendly ramen that costs less than a congressional lunch but tastes like a million in lobbying dollars. Instant noodles elevated to policy-grade cuisine.
Prep
10m
Cook
15m
Total
25m
Difficulty
Easy
Yield
2 servings
Scandal
Ingredients
The Essentials
Budget Upgrades (Optional)
Instructions
Bring broth to a boil. Add soy sauce and sesame oil. This is your stimulus package.
Cook ramen noodles in broth for 2 minutes. They should be al dente — firm, like your resolve during budget negotiations.
Crack eggs directly into the broth. Cover and cook 2 more minutes for jammy eggs.
Tip: For the luxury soft-boiled egg amendment, boil separately for 6.5 minutes, then ice bath.
Ladle into bowls. Top with green onions, chicken if using, and sriracha. Total cost: less than a lobbyist's tip.
Nutrition Estimate
Calories
420
Fat
14g
Carbs
52g
Protein
22g
Fiber
2g
Sodium
1400mg
Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.