Border Wall Bean Dip

Seven Layers of Security

A seven-layer dip so impenetrable, no chip can get through without proper documentation. Each layer represents a level of bureaucracy.

Saturday, February 1, 2025

Prep

30m

Cook

Total

30m

Difficulty

Easy

Yield

12 servings

Scandal

5/5

VegetarianGluten-Free

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Ingredients

The Seven Layers

2 cans refried beans (Layer 1: Foundation)
2 cups guacamole (Layer 2: The Green Card)
1 cup sour cream (Layer 3: The Whitewash)
1 cup salsa (Layer 4: The Red Tape)
2 cups shredded Mexican cheese (Layer 5: despite the tariffs)
1/2 cup sliced black olives (Layer 6: Opposition)
1/2 cup diced tomatoes and green onions (Layer 7: The Garnish of Freedom)

Instructions

Spread refried beans in a 9x13 dish. This is your foundation. Make it strong, make it beautiful.

Layer guacamole over beans. Some people say avocados are expensive because of tariffs. Those people are correct.

Continue layering: sour cream, salsa, cheese, olives, tomatoes/green onions. Each layer must be approved by committee.

Refrigerate for 1 hour. Serve with tortilla chips that have been properly vetted.

Tip: For best results, build from the bottom up. Unlike most government projects.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

320

Fat

22g

Carbs

24g

Protein

12g

Fiber

Sodium

780mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.