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Cryptocurrency Crumble

Volatile, Speculative, Delicious

An apple crumble whose value fluctuates wildly depending on market conditions. Sometimes it's golden perfection, sometimes it crashes. DYOR (Do Your Own Recipe).

Prep

20m

Cook

40m

Total

60m

Difficulty

Medium

Yield

8 servings

Scandal

3/5
Vegetarian
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Ingredients

The Base Layer (Blockchain)

The Crumble (Mining Rewards)

Instructions

1

Preheat oven to 375°F. Toss apples with sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and lemon juice. Spread in a baking dish. This is your base layer.

2

Combine flour, brown sugar, oats, and salt. Cut in cold butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. This is your proof-of-work.

Tip: Cold butter is essential. Like crypto wallets, keep your butter cold for security.

3

Spread crumble over apples. Bake 35-40 minutes until golden and bubbling. Watch it rise like a bull market.

4

Let cool slightly before serving. Pair with ice cream (stable-coin vanilla recommended). Not financial advice.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

340

Fat

14g

Carbs

52g

Protein

3g

Fiber

4g

Sodium

120mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.

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