Cryptocurrency Crumble
Volatile, Speculative, Delicious
An apple crumble whose value fluctuates wildly depending on market conditions. Sometimes it's golden perfection, sometimes it crashes. DYOR (Do Your Own Recipe).
Prep
20m
Cook
40m
Total
60m
Difficulty
Medium
Yield
8 servings
Scandal
Ingredients
The Base Layer (Blockchain)
The Crumble (Mining Rewards)
Instructions
Preheat oven to 375°F. Toss apples with sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and lemon juice. Spread in a baking dish. This is your base layer.
Combine flour, brown sugar, oats, and salt. Cut in cold butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. This is your proof-of-work.
Tip: Cold butter is essential. Like crypto wallets, keep your butter cold for security.
Spread crumble over apples. Bake 35-40 minutes until golden and bubbling. Watch it rise like a bull market.
Let cool slightly before serving. Pair with ice cream (stable-coin vanilla recommended). Not financial advice.
Nutrition Estimate
Calories
340
Fat
14g
Carbs
52g
Protein
3g
Fiber
4g
Sodium
120mg
Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.