Executive Order Eggs Benedict
Signed Into Brunch Law
By executive decree, this eggs Benedict is now the official brunch of the nation. Hollandaise so rich it needs its own offshore account.
Prep
20m
Cook
25m
Total
45m
Difficulty
Hard
Yield
4 servings
Scandal
Ingredients
Hollandaise
Assembly
Instructions
Whisk egg yolks and lemon juice over a double boiler until thick. Slowly drizzle in melted butter, whisking constantly. This requires patience — a quality not found in most executive branches.
Bring a pot of water to a gentle simmer. Add vinegar. Create a whirlpool and slide in the eggs one at a time. Poach for 3-4 minutes.
Tip: The whirlpool technique is like spin — it keeps everything together.
Toast muffins, warm the Canadian bacon in a skillet. Stack: muffin, bacon, poached egg, hollandaise.
Garnish with chives and serve immediately. Sign an executive order declaring it delicious.
Nutrition Estimate
Calories
680
Fat
48g
Carbs
28g
Protein
32g
Fiber
1g
Sodium
980mg
Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.