Fake News Fish Tacos
Nothing About These Is What It Seems
Fish tacos that claim to be healthy but are deep-fried in alternative fats. The slaw says it's fresh, but who can you really trust?
Prep
25m
Cook
15m
Total
40m
Difficulty
Medium
Yield
8 tacos
Scandal
Ingredients
The Fish
The Slaw & Assembly
Instructions
Mix flour, cumin, paprika, salt. Add beer to make a batter. The batter should be thick enough to coat the fish but thin enough to maintain plausible deniability.
Heat oil to 375°F. Dip fish pieces in batter and fry 3-4 minutes until golden. Drain on paper towels (the only paper we trust).
Toss cabbage with lime juice and olive oil. This is the slaw. It is fresh. We have documentation.
Warm tortillas, fill with fish, top with slaw, cilantro, lime, and hot sauce. Serve immediately — before anyone can fact-check the calorie count.
Nutrition Estimate
Calories
380
Fat
16g
Carbs
35g
Protein
24g
Fiber
3g
Sodium
520mg
Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.