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Migrant Meals

Fake News Fish Tacos

Nothing About These Is What It Seems

Fish tacos that claim to be healthy but are deep-fried in alternative fats. The slaw says it's fresh, but who can you really trust?

Prep

25m

Cook

15m

Total

40m

Difficulty

Medium

Yield

8 tacos

Scandal

4/5
Dairy-Free
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Ingredients

The Fish

The Slaw & Assembly

Instructions

1

Mix flour, cumin, paprika, salt. Add beer to make a batter. The batter should be thick enough to coat the fish but thin enough to maintain plausible deniability.

2

Heat oil to 375°F. Dip fish pieces in batter and fry 3-4 minutes until golden. Drain on paper towels (the only paper we trust).

3

Toss cabbage with lime juice and olive oil. This is the slaw. It is fresh. We have documentation.

4

Warm tortillas, fill with fish, top with slaw, cilantro, lime, and hot sauce. Serve immediately — before anyone can fact-check the calorie count.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

380

Fat

16g

Carbs

35g

Protein

24g

Fiber

3g

Sodium

520mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.

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