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Appetizers

Filibuster Fries

They Never. Stop. Coming.

Loaded fries that go on and on and on, just like a Senate filibuster. By the time you finish, you'll have forgotten what you were originally eating for.

Prep

15m

Cook

30m

Total

45m

Difficulty

Medium

Yield

6 servings

Scandal

3/5
VegetarianGluten-Free
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Ingredients

The Fries

The Toppings (Amendments)

Instructions

1

Preheat oven to 425°F. Toss potatoes with olive oil, garlic powder, salt, pepper. Spread on baking sheets in a single layer.

2

Bake 25-30 minutes, flipping halfway, until golden and crispy. Like a good filibuster, the key is endurance.

3

Pile fries on a platter, top with cheese. Return to oven 2 minutes to melt. Add sour cream, green onions, bacon.

4

Serve immediately. Consumption may take hours. That's the point.

Tip: For maximum filibuster authenticity, eat standing up and refuse to stop until the plate is clean.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

460

Fat

22g

Carbs

54g

Protein

14g

Fiber

5g

Sodium

680mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.