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Drinks

Impeachment Peach Sangria

Fruity. Controversial. Bipartisan Appeal.

A refreshing peach sangria that somehow manages to be both beloved and divisive. Every sip is a proceeding. Every glass a verdict.

Prep

15m

Cook

0m

Total

15m

Difficulty

Easy

Yield

8 glasses

Scandal

4/5
VegetarianVeganGluten-FreeDairy-Free
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Ingredients

The Evidence

Instructions

1

In a large pitcher, combine wine, peach schnapps, and orange juice. Stir to combine. This is your opening statement.

2

Add sliced peaches and raspberries. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours. This is the deliberation period.

Tip: Longer chilling = stronger flavor. Like investigations, these things take time.

3

When ready to serve, add sparkling water and ice. The bubbles represent public interest.

4

Pour into glasses, garnish with mint. Render your verdict after the first sip. Then have another and change your mind.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

180

Fat

0g

Carbs

22g

Protein

1g

Fiber

2g

Sodium

10mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.