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Appetizers

The Art of the Dill Pickles

Our Signature Recipe

The namesake recipe. Classic dill pickles brined in vinegar, garlic, and unapologetic satire. Every jar is a masterpiece of negotiation between salt and sour.

Prep

20m

Cook

10m

Total

30m

Difficulty

Easy

Yield

2 quart jars

Scandal

3/5
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Ingredients

The Brine

The Jar

Instructions

1

Combine vinegar, water, salt, and sugar in a pot. Bring to a boil, stirring to dissolve. This is the deal β€” take it or leave it.

2

Pack cucumbers tightly into clean quart jars with garlic, dill, seeds, peppercorns, and pepper flakes. Packing is an art. Hence the name.

3

Pour hot brine over cucumbers, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Seal tightly.

Tip: Tap jars gently to release air bubbles. Transparency is important, even in pickling.

4

Refrigerate for at least 48 hours before eating. The best deals take time. These pickles will keep for up to 2 months in the fridge.

Nutrition Estimate

Calories

15

Fat

0g

Carbs

3g

Protein

0g

Fiber

1g

Sodium

580mg

Nutrition estimates are approximate and may vary based on serving size, ingredient brands, and the current political climate. Not reviewed by the FDA or any regulatory body that still has funding.