2026

13 recipes published

January

Jan 8, 202630 min

The Tremendous T-Bone

A T-bone steak prepared exactly the way a certain someone likes it — well-done, with ketchup. Many chefs are furious. Many people are delighted. The steak doesn't care.

5/5

February

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Mains

Feb 3, 202680 min

Art of the Deal Beef Wellington

A tremendous beef Wellington — possibly the greatest Wellington in the history of Wellingtons, many people are saying. This luxurious tenderloin wrapped in puff pastry is what you get when you start with a small loan of a million calories and leverage it into a dynasty of flavor. Self-made taste, if you ignore the duxelles your father gave you.

Trump Tower Taco Bowl

The most famous taco bowl in American political history, eaten with a fork and a thumbs-up on Cinco de Mayo. This is a genuinely solid taco bowl — ground beef, fresh toppings, the works — served in a crispy tortilla shell from the tower's own grill. The food is real; the cultural sensitivity is theoretical.

Atlantic City Bankruptcy Bananas Foster

A flambeed dessert spectacular that burns through resources at an alarming rate, yet somehow keeps getting refinanced. This bananas Foster is legitimately delicious — caramelized bananas, dark rum, warm spices, served over vanilla ice cream. It has declared flavor bankruptcy four separate times and emerged richer each time.

4/5

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