THE ART OF THE DILL

2025

11 recipes published

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January

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The Tremendous BurgerMains
35 min

The Tremendous Burger

A burger so big, so beautiful, that other burgers are calling to congratulate it. Two all-American beef patties with gold-leaf cheddar and ketchup — the only acceptable condiment.

3/5
Executive Order Eggs BenedictExecutive Brunch
45 min

Executive Order Eggs Benedict

By executive decree, this eggs Benedict is now the official brunch of the nation. Hollandaise so rich it needs its own offshore account.

4/5

February

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Border Wall Bean DipAppetizers
30 min

Border Wall Bean Dip

A seven-layer dip so impenetrable, no chip can get through without proper documentation. Each layer represents a level of bureaucracy.

5/5
VegetarianGluten-Free
Fake News Fish TacosMigrant Meals
40 min

Fake News Fish Tacos

Fish tacos that claim to be healthy but are deep-fried in alternative fats. The slaw says it's fresh, but who can you really trust?

4/5
Dairy-Free

March

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Austerity RamenBudget Cuts
25 min

Austerity Ramen

A budget-friendly ramen that costs less than a congressional lunch but tastes like a million in lobbying dollars. Instant noodles elevated to policy-grade cuisine.

2/5
Budget-Friendly

April

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Covfefe CakeDesserts
65 min

Covfefe Cake

A rich chocolate-espresso cake that nobody can quite explain but everyone is talking about. Layers of mystery, frosted with plausible deniability.

5/5
Kale of the ChiefVegetarian
40 min

Kale of the Chief

A hearty kale salad that proves vegetables can be just as divisive as any policy proposal. Massaged kale with tahini dressing and roasted chickpeas.

2/5
VegetarianVegan

May

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The Art of the Dill PicklesAppetizers
30 min

The Art of the Dill Pickles

The namesake recipe. Classic dill pickles brined in vinegar, garlic, and unapologetic satire. Every jar is a masterpiece of negotiation between salt and sour.

3/5
VegetarianVegan

June

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Cryptocurrency CrumbleDesserts
60 min

Cryptocurrency Crumble

An apple crumble whose value fluctuates wildly depending on market conditions. Sometimes it's golden perfection, sometimes it crashes. DYOR (Do Your Own Recipe).

3/5
Vegetarian

July

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Filibuster FriesAppetizers
45 min

Filibuster Fries

Loaded fries that go on and on and on, just like a Senate filibuster. By the time you finish, you'll have forgotten what you were originally eating for.

3/5
VegetarianGluten-Free

August

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Impeachment Peach SangriaDrinks
15 min

Impeachment Peach Sangria

A refreshing peach sangria that somehow manages to be both beloved and divisive. Every sip is a proceeding. Every glass a verdict.

4/5
VegetarianVegan